Queer as Folk2000

Michael Novotny:
[voice-over narration] Everybody's always wishing they had a boyfriend. We all picture how he'd look, how he'd sound, how nice it'd be to have someone to share your life, your dreams, your dental floss...

Dr. David Cameron:
[referring to the trick who's cruising them] Little disconcerting when you're trying to eat.

Michael Novotny:
[voice-over narration] ...so how come so few of us have one? That's because we're lying. Most of us couldn't commit to a house plant, how are we supposed to commit to having a boyfriend? [to David] You should see what it's like when Brian comes here. I'm so sorry, I promised I would not mention his name for ten minutes.

Dr. David Cameron:
I'd settle for five. [Michael smiles] And you've gotta stop smiling like that.

Michael Novotny:
[smiles] Like what?

Dr. David Cameron:
Like that. It makes me want to come across the table and eat you like a dessert.

Michael Novotny:
Would you like some whip cream with that, Sir?