Queer as Folk2000

Emmett Honeycutt:
[someone's knocking on the door.] Woo... That must be prince charming. [Emmett runs to the door, opens it, and finds Brian standing there.] Make that the Wicked Witch.

Michael Novotny:
What are you doing here?

Brian Kinney:
I'm hungry; let's go get something to eat.

Michael Novotny:
I'm going to my Mom's, remember?

Brian Kinney:
Oh, right, din-din with Doc. I forgot.

Michael Novotny:
He's gonna be here any minute, so you better go.

Brian Kinney:
[opens a box] What's this?

Michael Novotny:
Chocolate ?clairs from the Big Q bakery. I bought them for dess...

Emmett Honeycutt:
[Brian puts the whole bun into his mouth, in one single mouthful.] Wow, it takes years of practice, develop technique like that.

Michael Novotny:
[comes over to Brian, taking over the box] Look, I know you don't like him...

Brian Kinney:
Who said I don't like him? And why do you give a f*** what I think?

Emmett Honeycutt:
I've been saying that for years.

Brian Kinney:
What matters is what you think. If you like him, that's all that's important. [looking at Emmett] Even though he is... quite a bit older than you, and lives in a world you know nothing about.

Emmett Honeycutt:
Shut-up!

Michael Novotny:
Are you saying he's too good for me?

Brian Kinney:
Nobody's too good for you, Mikey. You're better than anyone.

Michael Novotny:
Because he happens to think I'm hot. You know, some people do!

Brian Kinney:
Haven't I always told you that? [kisses Michael on the lips]