Queer as Folk2000

Brian Kinney:
[talking on the phone] Six Fuller Court, corner of Tremont. Should take you... ten minutes? One for every inch! [he hangs up; there're knocking sounds on Brian's door - he opens it, and sees Michael standing there, smiling.] You got laid.

Michael Novotny:
I did not.

Brian Kinney:
Yes, you did. I can always tell. I thought you and Dave were having dinner at Deb's.

Michael Novotny:
Dinner's over.

Brian Kinney:
What? Did she scare him off?

Michael Novotny:
Actually, she and Vic were in their best behavior.

Brian Kinney:
That's even scarier. Listen, you can't stay. I've got someone coming over in approximate seven and a half inches. So... see you tomorrow at "Studs and Suds"?