Queer as Folk2000

Michael Novotny:
[talking on the phone] It's my neck again. I can barely move it.

Emmett Honeycutt:
[referring to Michael's clothes] Do you want the periwinkle, or the apricot?

Michael Novotny:
[whispering to Emmett] Shhh!

Emmett Honeycutt:
[also whispering] I think the apricot goes better with your eyes.

Michael Novotny:
[gets back to the phone, pretending to be in agony] Ah... yeah, I... I think it'll be better in a couple of days. Oh, don't worry. I definitely plan on seeing my chiropractor. Thanks. Thanks. Bye.

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt:
You know what grows when you lie.

Emmett Honeycutt:
Too bad it's your nose.

Michael Novotny:
I'm entitled to a couple of personal days.

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt:
Michael, you're entitled to a personal life!

Emmett Honeycutt:
Alright, have you got everything?

Michael Novotny:
Ah... Five pairs of jeans, seven shirts, four sweaters, and ten tees.

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt:
How long are you going for?

Michael Novotny:
The weekend.

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt:
Alright. [walks over to Michael, taking things out from the bag] One change of undies, a pack of condoms, a tube of lube. There. You're all set.