Queer as Folk2000

Michael Novotny:
Remember when my Mom took me to Atlantic City, I got sick on all that saltwater taffy?

Emmett Honeycutt:
Listen to him. He's got cold feet already.

Michael Novotny:
I'm not getting cold feet! I just... don't know what to do for a whole weekend.

Emmett Honeycutt:
Well, let's see. First you arrive...

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt:
Then you f***.

Emmett Honeycutt:
Then you unpack...

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt:
Then you f***.

Emmett Honeycutt:
Then you go berry picking.

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt:
Then you f***.

Michael Novotny:
I mean after you f***

Emmett Honeycutt:
You talk. You get to know each other.

Michael Novotny:
What if I run out of things to say? What if I... say some stupid remark and he says, "Why am I up here with this jerk?". And what if...

Emmett Honeycutt:
Hey! Hey! Would you please stop worrying?

Michael Novotny:
I just want him to like me.

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt:
He already does. [pausing] He more than likes you.

Emmett Honeycutt:
So you go, and you have a fabulous time. And... Bring us back some berries. [Emmett puts his hand on Ted's shoulder. Michael smiles, and then Emmett starts groping Ted.]

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt:
That's... not my berries.