Queer as Folk2000

Emmett Honeycutt:
Their not really a couple, heather.

Ted:
I'm a homo.

Melanie Marcus:
And I'm a lesbo.

Heather:
Oh. I thought, from the hug, that maybe you were normal.

Melanie Marcus:
[to Heather] We are. [to Emmet] What the hell has gotten into you?

Ted:
He's seen the light

Melanie Marcus:
Where are they shining it, up your ass?

Heather:
See the Light is helping us built a happy, heterosexual life

Melanie Marcus:
Yeah, well, while you're at it, why don't you ask the Wizard for a brain?

Emmett Honeycutt:
I'm so glad that we amuse you.

Melanie Marcus:
Who's amused? I'm outraged.

Emmett Honeycutt:
Just ignore her, Heather, they don't understand.

Melanie Marcus:
I understand you a**holes are setting back the gay rights movement about fifty years.