Quick Draw2013

Deputy Eli Brocias:
When I think about it, Sheriff, I think maybe - maybe you should be the posse, and I should go guard the widow Webb.

Sheriff John Henry Hoyle:
Are you just wanting to have sex with the widow Webb?

Deputy Eli Brocias:
Yeah, she's - she's a real, uh, uh, - a WILF.

Sheriff John Henry Hoyle:
A WILF?

Deputy Eli Brocias:
A widow I'd like to fornicate with. I messed that one up.

Sheriff John Henry Hoyle:
So the W at the end is silent?

Deputy Eli Brocias:
Yeah, I threw another...

Sheriff John Henry Hoyle:
No, no, it'll work!