Reba2001

Barbra Jean:
You know how i've been doing all of our tax returns?

Reba:
Yeah, what's the problem?

Barbra Jean:
I'VE been doing all of our tax returns! here, take a look!

Reba:
Well, right off the bat i'd say you should stop doing the "I *heart* the IRS" stuff. It makes you sound desperate.

Barbra Jean:
I am desperate! Oh, Reba i'm goin down! I'm headed for the big house!

Reba:
Oh, barbara jean.

Barbra Jean:
Promise me Reba, if i get sent to prison you will do something to get sent to prison too! And then we'll break out like on that show! You're gonna have to get the layout of the prison tatooed on your body so you're gonna need to gain some weight! Oh, GOD!

Reba:
Calm down!

Barbra Jean:
Oh, I love how tough you are. When we're in prison, i'm so gonna be your girlfriend!

Reba:
Barbara jean, they only send you to prison if you lie on these forms... not because you put glitter all over it!

Barbra Jean:
I would never knowingly lie! it would be because i just made these mistakes because i don't know what i'm doing, right?

Reba:
Yeah, you should plead dumb! trust me after they talk to you for awhile they'll let you off. Heck, they'll probably even pay for your ride home!

Barbra Jean:
Even if we didn't go to prison i would SO still be your girlfriend!