Reno 911!

Reno 911!2003

Reno 911! is an American comedy television series on Comedy Central that ran from 2003 to 2009. It is a mockumentary-style parody of law enforcement documentary shows, specifically Cops, with comic actors playing the police officers. Most of the mat… more »



[after dropping off Jackie, a ditzy hooker, in somebody's front yard, telling her it was a halfway house]

Deputy James Garcia:
That's no halfway house. It's halfway between the restaurant I took her to and where I live. That human piece of garbage would make Satan weep. God vomited and there was Jackie.

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