Reno 911!2003

[after a 72-hour suicide watch for Wiegel, Wiegel tells the troops she didn't actually try and kill herself, then Junior comes back with a beer]

Deputy Travis Junior:
Allrighty. A tall cold one for the tall hot one.

[notices the silence]

Deputy Travis Junior:
What'd I miss?

Deputy Trudy Wiegel:
You're mad, aren't you? Well... maybe I will f***ing try and kill myself now! You're all disappointed... that I didn't try and kill myself! Well, I'll make you happy this time! I'm gonna go jump in the f***ing ocean!

[Wiegel gives everyone the finger]

Deputy Trudy Wiegel:
F*** you, cocksuckers! F*** you!

[sad]

Deputy Trudy Wiegel:
F*** you, all right? F*** you. I'm jumping in the ocean!

Deputy Travis Junior:
What did I miss?

Deputy Clementine Johnson:
She can't find her way to the ocean.

Lt. Jim Dangle:
She can't find her way to her car.