Reno 911!2003

Kevin the Sex Offender:
Morning, my name's Kevin Darling, I'm moving in next door, just thought I'd come by and tell you a little bit about myself. I'm, uh, divorced... in between jobs, somewhat of a foodie, convicted sex offender, I, I, I play chess not very well...

Deputy Clementine Johnson:
No, back up to the...

Kevin the Sex Offender:
The other thing?

Deputy Clementine Johnson:
Yeah, that's right.

Kevin the Sex Offender:
I am a foodie, and so I cook a lot.

Deputy Clementine Johnson:
No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't be cute, Kevin.

Kevin the Sex Offender:
I am a convicted sex offender. Whatever that means.

Deputy Clementine Johnson:
What that means, ma'am, is you've got a pervert living in your neighborhood.