Reno 911!2003

Deputy Raineesha Williams:
Let me tell y'all about the worst date I ever been on. This was my first baby's father. We stand in this line for over two hours to take pictures. We get up to the front, and this was his dance. Get up to the front. He said, "Do you got some money?"

Deputy Clementine Johnson:
[gasp]

Deputy Raineesha Williams:
Do you understand me? Then the boy looked me in my face, and I said, "Does hell go with no?" But the argument was so rich. Do you understand what I'm saying? Like, I felt that we connected, and I knew in that moment when he was hollerin' and screamin' at me in that parking lot, I said, "I'm gonna give him some."

Deputy Clementine Johnson:
I gave a guy some because he opened my car door for me, and I thought that was polite. So I blew him.