Rick and Morty2013

Rick:
Sorry, please proceed with your story about banging my daughter in high school. I'm not sure you want to take romantic advice from this guy, Morty. His marriage is hanging from a thread.

Jerry:
My marriage is fine, thank you!

Rick:
Jerry, it's your house, whatever you say it is is how it is, but I think a blind man could see Beth is looking for the door. II barely have a reason to care and even I notice.

Child Morty Jr.:
Come on, Rick, don't talk about my parents like that!

Rick:
Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call love is just a chemical reaction that compells animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades; leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it, your parents are gonna do it, break the cycle, Morty, rise above! Focus on science.