Rizzoli & Isles2010

Detective Jane Rizzoli:
Latin card and a metaphor plant? He could be your soul mate. Or your clone!

Dr. Maura Isles:
The truth is I have been doing a field study on dating for 10 years and I can no longer ignore the results: there is no Mr. Right out there for me!

Detective Jane Rizzoli:
Maura, come on! Right, you can't look at relationships like they are scientific experiments

Dr. Maura Isles:
The guy with who I had the most amazing sexual chemistry with: a face licker!

Detective Jane Rizzoli:
Yeah.

Dr. Maura Isles:
And the next guy who I had feelings for ended dead and I was framed for his murder.

Detective Jane Rizzoli:
To be fair: getting murdered was not his fault! For all we know he could have been a wonderful boyfriend

Dr. Maura Isles:
And then the guy who said that he wanted my body, he meant it literally, because he was a serial killer who made sculptures out of dead women bodies!

Detective Jane Rizzoli:
Yes that was unfortunate. But would a serial killer send you a romantic metaphor plant?

Dr. Maura Isles:
I am not sure. The nerium oleander has two meanings: it's rare and beautiful and also deadly!

Detective Jane Rizzoli:
Really? You would think a guy would brush up his botany before sending you a tree with mixed messages.