Robot Chicken2005

Man:
Hiya Casper! Hey!

[yanking down man's pants]

Jasper The Douchebag Ghost:
Someone call UPS there's a little package that needs to be delivered.

Man:
Hey! I thought you were supposed to be a friendly ghost?

Jasper The Douchebag Ghost:
IDIOT! I'm his brother Jasper the Douchebag Ghost.

Singer:
Jasper the Douchebag Ghost the douchiest ghost possessed. He'll call you names and act real mean until you feel depressed. He'll always say...

Jasper The Douchebag Ghost:
F*** YOU! Lick my sack, ya fairy!

Singer:
He's so damned rude and so damned crude. Jasper the Douchebag Ghost.

Pastor:
[Jasper enters the body of a deceased woman] We will all miss Annie. But she has gone to a better place.

[Annie suddenly rises]

Herman:
Oh grandma. I knew you weren't dead.

Jasper The Douchebag Ghost:
You know Herman you were always my least favorite grandchild.

[laughing]

Jasper The Douchebag Ghost:
RETARD!

Singer:
[singing] Jasper the Douchebag Ghost.

Jasper The Douchebag Ghost:
Lick my sack!