Robot Chicken2005

Narrator:
But not all was love and warmth at the North Pole. Discontent had begun to spread among the androgynous elfin workforce.

Hermey the Elf:
It was all about the coke, man! Santa had us elves hide the blow in the crappy wooden toys. Then he'd make the drop, and the sale was complete. He tried using some different ways to sneak the product in. You ever see a yeti when a dozen condoms of coke burst in his belly? It's a bad scene, man.