Robot Chicken2005

Giraffe:
[Struggling waist-deep in quicksand] Uh oh.

Giraffe:
[Screen: Stage One - Denial] It's no big deal. It's probably not even quicksand! I'll have a good laugh about this tonight with the guys. [laughs]

Giraffe:
[Screen: Stage Two - Anger] Well this is just f***ing perfect! Stupid quicksand, stupid jungle, argh, I wanna bite someone in the face! Motherf***er! Motherf***er! Motherf***er! F***! Stupid jungle! F***!

Giraffe:
[Screen: Stage Three - Bargaining] Are you there, God? It's me, Giraffe. Listen, if you would just give me a mulligan on this quicksand thing, I promise, I promise, no more peeing on your shorter creatures. Deal?

Giraffe:
[Screen: Stage Four - Depression] [uncontrollable sobs]

Giraffe:
[Screen: Stage Five - Acceptance] You know something? I'm cool with this. I'll bet, I'll bet heaven has all the tender leaves I can eat. And everyone gets their own slurpie machine. Yeah. Take me sweet death, I await your loving embrace! [stamp] Uh, what? I think I hit the bottom. F***.