Robot Chicken

Robot Chicken2005

Robot Chicken is an American stop motion sketch comedy television series, created and executive produced for Adult Swim by Seth Green and Matthew Senreich along with co-head writers Douglas Goldstein and Tom Root. The writers, especially Green, also… more »



God:
Ah, here it is. The book of your life. [Hands William a book]

William David Reynolds:
Wow! [takes a look inside to find the pages blank] Huh?

God:
Just ask the book any question about your life, and the answer shall be revealed.

William David Reynolds:
Uh... how many days did I live? [the book displays 11,972 days]

William David Reynolds:
Cool! How many hours is that? [the book displays 287,326 hours]

God:
It's not a calculator. This is the book of your life.

God:
Ooh, how many times did I hear the song "I Touch Myself" by The Divinyls? [the book displays 106 times]

William David Reynolds:
Huh, I thought it would be more then that. [the book displays 'Nope']

God:
Why not ask the book about your actions on Earth and how they impacted your loved one?

William David Reynolds:
In a minute. Book, if I made bricks out of all the poop I ever pooped out and built a 6-foot high wall out of the bricks, how long could I make that wall? [the book displays 2.7 miles]

God:
This is ridiculous. Book, tell this man how many moments of happiness he gave his friends and family.

William David Reynolds:
Boring! Book, could I have filled the Empire State Building with my own poop?

God:
Don't answer that, book!

William David Reynolds:
I want to know!

God:
No!

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