Robot Chicken2005

Lumiere:
So you're dining with a beast / That doesn't mean you shouldn't feast!

Cogsworth:
Let us handle reservations / Give your taste buds a sensation!

Chamberpot:
Have your fill, eat more still / There's no need to slow your pace / After dinner, you'll be thinner / once you sit down on my face!

Lumiere:
Who's for seconds?

Chamberpot:
Eat a lot / then come meet your chamberpot...

Lumiere:
We are trying to serve dinner!

Chamberpot:
What, DeFicacci doesn't get to sing along? I'm a person too! DeFicacci didn't ask be a chamberpot!

Lumiere:
None of us asked to be stuck in the forms of household items! But people are eating!

Chamberpot:
So, DeFicacci only useful after dinner, eh? I get to live a solitary existence punctuated by people pooping on my...

Lumiere:
I said people are eating! [the chamberpot runs off crying]

Lumiere:
Okay, let's just get through this dinner, so the Beast can bang this b*tch... Belle? Where did Belle go? [cut to Belle sitting on the chamberpot]

Chamberpot:
Whoa, sound a horn! / Looks like someone's eaten corn!

Belle:
[in agony] Does everything have to be a f***ing song?