Rocko's Modern Life

     

Rocko's Modern Life1993

Rocko's Modern Life is an American animated sitcom created by Joe Murray for Nickelodeon. The series centers on the surreal life of an anthropomorphic Australian-immigrant wallaby named Rocko as well as his friends: the gluttonous steer Heffer, the … more »


Peter Wolfe:
[sees Heffer wearing fake antlers] Hey, Heff, what's with the antlers?

Heffer Wolfe:
Oh. [laughs] I forgot I had these on. [takes them off]

Elkie:
[gasps] You're not an elk?

Heffer Wolfe:
Oh, heck no. I just wore these to get into the Elks Club.

Elkie:
I'm dating a cow?

Heffer Wolfe:
Well, steer.

Elkie:
I'm dating a steer?

Peter Wolfe:
You two are *dating*?

Elkie:
Not anymore!

George Wolfe:
What's the matter? He's not GOOD enough for you?

Peter Wolfe:
Whoa. Heffer's dating our dinner.

Elkie:
DINNER?

George Wolfe:
[to Elkie] SO WHAT IF HE's NOT AN ELK? He's not a wolf either, but we love him anyway.

Heffer Wolfe:
Dinner?

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