Rocko's Modern Life1993

Bob, Very Last Chance Garage Owner:
Can I help you, young fella?

Rocko:
Well, yes. I need my car fixed.

Bob, Very Last Chance Garage Owner:
[looks at Rocko's car] *That* car? [starts laughing]

Rocko:
[Rocko isn't amused]

Bob, Very Last Chance Garage Owner:
[stops laughing] Oh, I'm sorry. You're serious.

Rocko:
Yes, I'm serious. I'd like to get my car fixed.

Bob, Very Last Chance Garage Owner:
Son, that cheap little rattle trap is not a car. [points out a nice car] *This* is a car. [points out another nice car] *This* is a car.

Bob, Very Last Chance Garage Owner:
[points to Rocko's car] What you got there, is a little tricycle with an extra wheel. [all the mechanics start roaring with laughter]