Roomies1987

Nick Chase:
[at the science fair] What's this button for?

Gary:
You blow up the world with it.

Nick Chase:
And if I push THIS button?

Gary:
You blow up the world in stages.

Nick Chase:
You have anything for peace?

Gary:
Um, you obviously don't understand military strategy.

Nick Chase:
Excuse me? I was a marine for twenty years.

Gary:
Oh. A-a general or a colonel?

Nick Chase:
A sergeant.

Gary:
I'm a lieutenant in the ROTC. Drop and give me ten!

Nick Chase:
I'll be back with the rest of the judges in a minute.

Gary:
[nervously] Oh... I was just kiddin'.