Royal Pains2009

Dr. Hank Lawson:
[Marshall has asked Hank to help him get sober] I'm sure we can find a good facility in the area.

Marshall Bryant:
Actually, I'm... I'm ahead of you on this. I've danced around this decision for a while, I've looked at all the options, and I have found the right fit.

[Marshall pulls out a pamphlet and hands it to Hank]

Dr. Hank Lawson:
Ultra Rapid Detox?

Marshall Bryant:
They do the whole thing under anesthesia. The meds they give you provide an accelerated withdrawal. Six, eight hours later, when you wake up, the worst of it's passed.

Dr. Hank Lawson:
[flipping through the pamphlet] Yeah, uh, I'm not seeing their accreditation on this or what hospital they're affiliated with.

Marshall Bryant:
I spoke to them. They can have their anesthesiologist here tomorrow. We'll do the whole thing right here, at home.

Tucker Bryant:
You can be at home the whole time?

Dr. Hank Lawson:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down. You don't want to go under anesthesia outside a medical facility. There-there are too many risk factors. One guy with an IV can't handle every contingency.

Marshall Bryant:
Which is why I want you to supervise, act as my... my general contractor.

Tucker Bryant:
Yeah, that sounds like a good idea.

Dr. Hank Lawson:
No, it doesn't. Look, they-they don't spell out what they give you to "accelerate withdrawal," but intensifying the process of yanking opiates off receptors could be torture.

Marshall Bryant:
Which is why they knock you out. Do I sense some disappointment here, Hank, that I won't be awake and suffering enough?

Tucker Bryant:
No. No one wants you to suffer.

Dr. Hank Lawson:
Of course not, but this... this sounds like a shortcut.

Marshall Bryant:
Well, shortcuts get you where you want to go.

Dr. Hank Lawson:
They can also get you lost.