Royal Pains2009

Evan R. Lawson:
I need to come up with a speech to convince the general that I'm worthy of his daughter. It has to be my Mona Lisa, my "Sgt. Pepper's", my "Life of Pi". I need to use impressive phrases like "alacrity" and "capricious". I have to open my heart and let that magnificent bastard look inside. Yeah.

Dr. Hank Lawson:
Would that work on the general, or anyone?

Evan R. Lawson:
You're right, a speech is not gonna work at all.

Dr. Hank Lawson:
General Collins strikes me as a no-nonsense type of guy. Why not keep it simple, you know? Just talk about the things you have in common.

Evan R. Lawson:
Okay. The only thing he and I have in common, though, is that neither of us were raised by wolves.

Dr. Hank Lawson:
That's not true. You have one other thing in common.

Evan R. Lawson:
What's that?

Dr. Hank Lawson:
You both love Paige.