Royal Pains

Royal Pains2009

Royal Pains is an American comedy-drama television series that ran on the USA Network from 2009 to 2016. The series is based in part on actual concierge medicine practices of independent doctors and companies. The cast of the show includes Mark Feue… more »



Paige Collins:
Hello, Mr. Postman.

Evan R. Lawson:
Hi. So I'm the postman? All right, what does that make you? Are you the mail? Are you a dog? Am I trying to open you? Are you running after me? Just tell me what to do. What do- what do- what do I do?

Paige Collins:
For every sack of mail you go through, I will grant you a wish.

Evan R. Lawson:
[pulling the nearest pile of mail towards him] Discard. Discard. Keep. Discard.

Paige Collins:
Wow, you respond well to bribery.

Evan R. Lawson:
Yeah, Hank was the good son. Me? Not so much. My mom actually used to bribe me to do chores and homework with Zwix Sticky Stix. This is, uh, a lot better, by the way.

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