Royal Pains2009

Divya Katdare:
I have made food for a feast. First entr?e, lamb vindaloo.

Evan R. Lawson:
Ooh, sounds Indian.

[Divya serves some to Hank]

Evan R. Lawson:
Looks Indian, too.

[Divya serves some to Evan]

Evan R. Lawson:
Gosh, it smells...

Dr. Hank Lawson:
[cutting Evan off] Amazing.

Divya Katdare:
Thank you, Hank.

Dr. Hank Lawson:
Sure.

Divya Katdare:
It is my great-grandmother's favorite recipe. Please enjoy. Enjoy.

Dr. Hank Lawson:
Okay.

[Evan gives Hank an uncomfortable look; Hank kicks him]

Evan R. Lawson:
Gosh, all right.

[Hank and Evan take a bite]

Dr. Hank Lawson:
Mmm! It's great.

Divya Katdare:
Yeah?

Evan R. Lawson:
Fantastic, Divya. It is really good.

Divya Katdare:
[relieved] Okay, great. It's not too spicy. You'd tell me, right?

Dr. Hank Lawson:
No, no. It is perfect.

Evan R. Lawson:
Perfect.

Divya Katdare:
Oh, I almost forgot the chutneys. Be back.

[Divya leaves; as soon as she's gone, Hank and Evan gag]

Dr. Hank Lawson:
Oh, my God!

Evan R. Lawson:
It's like I ate lava.

[Hank takes a drink of water from his glass, and Evan takes large gulps from the water pitcher]