Salute Your Shorts

Salute Your Shorts1991

Salute Your Shorts is an American comedy television series that aired on Nickelodeon from 1991 to 1992. It was based on the 1986 book Salute Your Shorts: Life at Summer Camp by Steve Slavkin and Thomas Hill. The series is set at the fictional summer… more »



Donkeylips:
Someday I will go out with her.

Bobby:
Stop dreaming and glue your macaroni.

Donkeylips:
I can't.

Bobby:
Why not?

Donkeylips:
I ate it all.

Bobby:
How? It was uncooked, rock hard, and covered with yellow spray paint.

Donkeylips:
I thought that was cheese.

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