Salute Your Shorts1991

Bobby Budnick:
Look, are you trying to beg your mom and daddy to send brownies so Thud Mackie doesn't tap dance on your windpipe?

Michael Stein:
Yeah. So?

Bobby Budnick:
Do your parents ever cheat on their taxes?

Michael Stein:
No.

Bobby Budnick:
Did they ever sneak in the back door of a movie theater?

Michael Stein:
No.

Bobby Budnick:
All right, then they're never gonna send you brownies. Look, they know the rules, and this movie - forget it.

Michael Stein:
So what do you suggest I do?

Bobby Budnick:
All right. Rule number one: Never lie to your parents.

Michael Stein:
What?

Bobby Budnick:
You lie to your GRANDparents.

Michael Stein:
Oh, get real. My grandparents?

Bobby Budnick:
You wanna get those brownies? Send this video to your grandparents.