Salute Your Shorts1991

[Ug faces the possibly that he isn't a good councilor while Michael faces the prospect of going home]

Michael Stein:
I'm goin' home? YES! I can sleep in my own bed and see all my friends?

Kevin 'Ug' Lee:
No, you get to stay at your grandparents' and play bingo with 'em every night and go to the seniors' garden club, so... you'll be happy.

Michael Stein:
[sighs] They eat dinner at 3:30 in the afternoon.

Kevin 'Ug' Lee:
I guess it's time to quit this job and find something I'm good at.

Michael Stein:
They never salt anything EVER.

Kevin 'Ug' Lee:
No one comes to my activities.

Michael Stein:
And the furniture's in plastic.

Kevin 'Ug' Lee:
The campers are unhappy: the Ug Era has ended.

[Both sit - right onto the keys of the piano]