Salute Your Shorts1991

Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen:
The Bobby Budnick Method to $uccess tape, take one.

Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen:
[claps the clapper] Ow.

Bobby Budnick:
Today I'm gonna tell ya how to make a million dollars by the time you're sixteen. Your first car can be a Rolls Royce. You can BUY yourself a high school diploma. And how? Today I'm going to teach you The Bobby Budnick Method to $uccess, a proven get-rich plan that allows you to earn a fortune by selling candy, bootleg concert tapes and t-shirts. But let's not take MY word for it. Let's talk to some of our satisfied customers. Have you used The Bobby Budnick Method to $uccess?

Ronnie Pinsky:
Yes, I have, Bobby. At no money down, I was able to buy a single box of grape licorice at a bank foreclosure and sell it to friends. I made over 1000% profit overnight.

Bobby Budnick:
Ha. Did you say profit with no money down?

[Kids in background applaud]