Samurai Jack2001

Jack:
They call me Jack. The creatures of this mystical land have guided me here. Is this the passage through time that I have quested for?

Guardian:
Yep.

Jack:
[bowing] I humbly request your permission to use this great power.

Guardian:
Hahahahaha!... No.

Jack:
Guardian, by what right do you deny me?

Guardian:
For countless eons I have guarded this magical power of time travel. *All* have been denied, from the mightiest of giants, to the tiniest of warriors. You see samurai, only one man has been prophesized to defeat me. And that man is the only man who can use this time passage. And you, my man... ain't that man.

Jack:
I had hoped that just once, I would not have to battle for my goal, because it is noble and just. But I see that this is impossible. I must use the power of this time passage, and so, *I* will defeat you.

Guardian:
[smiling] Ain't gonna happen.

Jack:
We shall see.

[draws katana]

Guardian:
Ahhh, you goin' all old school on me, huh? Well, I got me one o' those.

[draws sword]