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Aunt Esther Anderson:
[Fred pleads with Esther to sit and stay awhile] I ain't sittin' on no couch. First thing I hear you say is how ugly I am.

Fred G. Sanford:
Would I say that to you?

Aunt Esther Anderson:
Yes! And then you'd say, "I've seen better faces on a can of dog food." And then you would say when I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped me across the face.

Fred G. Sanford:
Oh, Esther, I wouldn't say that to you. You're beautiful! What a face! What a figure!

Aunt Esther Anderson:
I know that one. Two more legs and I'd look like Trigger!