Sgt. Bilko1996
Stars: Steve Martin, Dan Aykroyd, Phil Hartman, Glenne Headly
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG
Runtime: 93 minutes
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG
Runtime: 93 minutes
"Goldbricker." Now there's a term you don't hear much anymore. But that's what Ed Sullivan called Sgt. Ernest G. Bilko back in the 1950s, and it's as apt a term as any for Phil Silvers' immortal comic creation. Hustler, gambler, scam artist, and con… more »
Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko:
Twenty bucks says I can hit the parking lot.
Pfc. Wally Holbrook:
I don't gamble.
Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko:
Well, what is it you _do_ do?
Pfc. Wally Holbrook:
Permission to speak freely, sargeant.
Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead!
Pfc. Wally Holbrook:
I go up every morning and I get dressed to protect the American way of life.
Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko:
Will you tell me that later tonight so I won't have to take a sleeping pill?
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