Sealab 20212000

Talking Tree 1:
Hey Pat you going to that local team sporting event tonight.

Talking Tree 2:
Well, Matt, I was going to go, but I'm not sure who to *root* for.

[they both laugh]

Talking Tree 1:
Pat I have bark cancer.

Talking Tree 2:
Oh my God!

Talking Tree 1:
I want you to have this. [pulls out a dead baby and hands it to tree 2]

Talking Tree 2:
Oh, that's so sweet. I know how much you love dead babies.

Talking Tree 1:
Just take it, Pat, I'm full. [pause] Of dead babies!

[they both laugh]

Talking Tree 2:
How long do you got to live? [he eats the dead baby]

Talking Tree 1:
Well, the tree doctor said it'd would probability be about hundred years, because I don't really have bark cancer! [they laugh]

Talking Tree 2:
Oh you got me!

Talking Tree 1:
Cazing!

Talking Tree 2:
Ha, take this!

[tree 2 stabs tree 1 in the eye with a stapler]