Shameless2011

Steve:
Do you know why doctors, lawyers and nurses are great liars?

Debbie Gallagher:
No.

Steve:
Because they lie to help people. Like, a doctor wouldn't tell a sick patient, "Too bad, you're gonna die." He would say, "We're doing everything we can." Wouldn't he?

Debbie Gallagher:
Yeah?

Steve:
So, pretend you're being a doctor today and tell a doctor's kind of lie. Can you be a doctor for me?

Debbie Gallagher:
Can I be a nurse?

Steve:
That's my girl.