Significant Others2004

James:
Uh, I've been talking to some people, this is a kind of weird icebreaker, but...how many people have you slept with? Like, lifetime.

Lauren:
[Long pause] I dunno, how big's your penis? You know that's something I wouldn't ask you because uh, it's inappropriate.

James:
Yeah.

Lauren:
But I guess if I wanted to know the answer to that question I could ask your wife.

James:
You could.

Lauren:
Is that a real ring on your finger or is it just like a hoax?

James:
No, it's a real ring.

Lauren:
Oh, ok, so you're married

James:
Yeah.

Lauren:
And you're flirting with me.

James:
Yeah well I'm recently married, so I didn't think that...

Lauren:
[Sarcastically] Oh recently married!

James:
Right.

Lauren:
Oh well then forget I said anything!

James:
You were flirting with me so I just thought, well I'll flirt back to get to know this person.

Lauren:
That's so sweet of you. That's so kind and generous.

James:
I wasn't trying to get you into bed or anything. The idea Lauren...

Lauren:
Right. You seem like a really great guy.

James:
I am a really great guy...

Lauren:
That's so generous of you.

James:
And you seem very observant to have picked up on that.