Sister, Sister1994

Ray:
Well, Paula I hope you like Chinese food.

Paula:
Chinese food?

Ray:
Well, we can go somewhere else, if you'd like.

Paula:
Oh no. It's just that my boyfriend went out to get Chinese food, and picked up my sister instead.

Ray:
Oh. Well, it sounds like you're better of without him.

Paula:
Yeah. You're right.

Ray:
See, every cloud has a silver lining.

Paula:
[starts to cry] You said, "cloud."

Ray:
Uhh... yeah.

Paula:
I used to date a weatherman, and he left me for my aunt.

Ray:
Well, there's a lot of love in your family.

Paula:
[crying] Uh-huh.

Ray:
Oh. Hey, it's okay. We all carry emotional baggage.

Paula:
[crying] "Baggage?" Did you say, "baggage?"

Ray:
Uhh... not necessarily.

Paula:
I used to date a skycap.

Ray:
And he left you for your cousin.

Paula:
[crying] H-H-H-How did you know?

Ray:
I guess I'm psychic.

Paula:
[crying hysterically] I dated a psychic!