Six Feet Under2001

Ruth:
A what?

Marcie:
A meth lab.

Bettina:
Marcie, get serious!

Ruth:
I don't know what that is.

Bettina:
Its illegal and she's pulling your leg.

Marcie:
We'd make a lot of money.

Bettina:
So could opening our own professional assassin service, but that's not gonna happen either.

Ruth:
Why not? I think I'd like that.

Marcie:
We could steal people's kidneys.

Bettina:
Oh, God, no! It's too messy.

Marcie:
Ooh, um, I heard on NPR about those people that go in and clean up violent crime scenes. They make a shitload of money!

Ruth:
No! I'm not going to clean up someone else's violent crime.

Bettina:
Oh, we just have to accept it. There's nothing else. We have to become hookers.

Ruth:
I'm thinking of starting a day care service.

Bettina:
Seriously?

Ruth:
Yes. For dogs.

[All break into laughter]