Skithouse

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Skithouse (styled skitHOUSE) was an Australian sketch comedy television series that ran on Network Ten from 9 February 2003 to 28 July 2004. The series was produced by Roving Enterprises. It featured many well-known Australian comedians, including c… more »



[a bank robber is at a public phone]

Recording:
Welcome to our telephone banking service. If you would like to make an account inquiry, press 1. If you would like to transfer funds, press 2. If you would like to rob the bank, press 3.

[the robber dials 3]

Recording:
Please enter the amount you would like to rob.

[the robber dials 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0]

Recording:
Your account has been credited with: one. Hundred. Million. Billion. Dollars and: zero. Cents. Thank you for calling.

[the robber hangs up - the phone rings, and he picks it up]

Policeman:
This is the police! To come out with your hands up, press 1. If you have hostages and would like to enter into negotiations, press 2. To bribe the police, press 3.

[the robber dials 3]

Policeman:
Your account has been debited: one. Hundred. Million. Billion. Dollars and: zero. Cents.

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