Slacker Cats2007

Tabitha:
Hi, Buckley!

Buckley:
I am no longer Buckley. I am Yelkcub, the inversion of everything that Buckley was.

Tabitha:
Yelkcub? Did you think of that yourself?

Buckley:
Yep.

Tabitha:
It's really lame.

Buckley:
OK, I'm Buckley! Can I come and stay at your place? I walked out on Louise.

Tabitha:
I guess that would be OK, only there's a bit of mystery about who my owner is.

Buckley:
A mystery, huh? The kind of mystery where, if it was like in a TV show, people would really get into it, and want to solve it, and swap clues on Internet forums, thus giving the show that crucial cult appeal? That kind of mystery?

Tabitha:
No, I just forgot.

Buckley:
Oh well.