Sledge Hammer!1986

Sledge Hammer:
Look, lady, what is the matter with you, huh? I got money coming out of my ears and you're standing in the way of giving a kid a good home. You oughta see my place. I mean, I got everything. I got a hot tub, I got a barbecue pit, a pool table, I have a whole large collection of adult films on videotape, and a Doberman that needs a playmate. So what's the problem...

Adoption Agency Manager:
[Aghast] Please leave now!

Sledge Hammer:
And there's a stewardess next door who likes to sunbathe nude, and I need a little tot to put on my shoulders to help to steady the binoculars!

Adoption Agency Manager:
Get out! I wouldn't place Lizzie Borden with you people!

Sledge Hammer:
That's OK, I wouldn't take her. I ordered a boy!