Sledge Hammer!1986

Reporter:
We're here at the scene of a liquor store robbery that was thwarted by the man beside me, Inspector Sledge Hammer. Inspector Hammer, tell us what happened.

Sledge Hammer:
Well, Miss, I was in this store when two thugs entered and threatened the owner with shotguns. At that time, I drew my Magnum and killed them both. Then I bought some eggs, and some milk, and some of those little cocktail weinies.

Reporter:
Inspector Hammer, was what you did in that store absolutely necessary?

Sledge Hammer:
Oh, yes, I had no groceries at all.