Smallville2001

Jimmy Olsen:
You know, speaking of the right person, since you don't have a plus-one tonight, I'd like you to meet one of my friends. Name's Clark Kent. You heard of him?

Lois Lane:
Better wear your bow and arrow, Cupid. That bumbling tadpole is not my Prince Charming.

Jimmy Olsen:
Well, maybe you just need to jump his lily pad and plant one on him. Come on. I've seen the way you two look at each other.

Lois Lane:
[scoffs] You need to get your eyesight checked, Olsen. Clark doesn't like me. He likes... driving me crazy.

Jimmy Olsen:
Flirtation 101, Lane. I mean, that's what a guy does when he's into a girl.

Lois Lane:
Really?

Jimmy Olsen:
Trust me. Lois and Clark would be great together. I can feel it in my gut.

Lois Lane:
Well, take some Ex-Lax, and get over it.