Smallville2001

Lois Lane:
[wakes up hungover on Clark's couch wearing his football jersey] Smallville?

Clark Kent:
[enters the room loading up a glass of water with alka seltzer] Good afternoon, Lois. I thought you might need one of these.

Lois Lane:
[looks at the disarray of the room especialy the random articles of clothing laying about before looking at Clark] Please tell me we didn't...

[At first Clark looks Lois in confusion but then it dawns on him what she is talking about]

Clark Kent:
[chuckles] You're hysterical when you're hungover, Lois. Don't worry you got changed all by yourself. In the middle of the kitchen for like an hour.

Lois Lane:
[attempts to take a sip of her drink but grimaces and puts it down] I take it I took a little drive on the porcelain highway.

Clark Kent:
It was more like a cross-country trip.