Smallville2001

Chloe Sullivan:
Your online horoscope suggests that you try not to flaunt your excitement, which I know will be hard since you've been waiting for this date since, like, your first growth spurt.

Clark Kent:
I'll say this one more time and then I'll print up bumper stickers. This isn't a date.

Chloe Sullivan:
All right, just check out Lana's outfit. If a girl wears something new to hang out with you, you know at least she thinks it's a date.

Clark Kent:
I thought you came over for fashion advice. [holds up shirt]

Chloe Sullivan:
Burn that. What else have you got?

Clark Kent:
I'll check the laundry.