Smallville2001

Lois Lane:
[sees Oliver and Chloe] Hey guys! Come here. Sit with us.

Clark Kent:
[speaking to Chloe] Quiet weekend at home, huh?

Chloe Sullivan:
Trust me, we had no idea the two of you would be here.

Lois Lane:
And we had no idea there was even a "you two," which I think is perfect. I think fate has brought us together.

Oliver Queen:
Well it's ah... [everyone exchanges awkward looks] It's a little less fate, actually.

Chloe Sullivan:
More fame.

Oliver Queen:
[agreeing with Chloe] Fame.

Chloe Sullivan:
This is so far off the beaten path that even the society pages couldn't find Star City's most eligible bachelor here.

Lois Lane:
You mean *ex-bachelor*.

Chloe Sullivan:
Okay, enough about that. How did you guys manage to find the road less traveled?

Clark Kent:
Well, I found their brochure at the apartment. I figured Lois wanted to come here.

Lois Lane:
What brochure?

Chloe Sullivan:
That wasn't Lois' brochure, Clark. That was mine. [awkward looks are again exchanged]

Clark Kent:
How was I supposed to know that Oliver...?

Chloe Sullivan:
You weren't. That's the point.

Oliver Queen:
[Clark looks over at Oliver for help] Oh, don't look at me. I learned long ago not to assume what belongs to who in that apartment. You gotta use context clues.

Lois Lane:
Yeah, speaking of clues let's talk about Mr. Green, in the bedroom, with my cousin.

Oliver Queen:
There it is.

Clark Kent:
Lois, I think they came here for brunch.

Lois Lane:
Good point. [smiles some what threateningly at Chloe] Look Chloe, there's food.

Chloe Sullivan:
[Lois grabs Chloe by the arm and drags her outside] Woah!

Oliver Queen:
[Clark and Oliver are at a loss for words] There's little jellies.