Smallville2001

Clark Kent:
[singing in the shower] I can't tell you, Lois. [Chloe, possessed by the Silver Banshee enters, wearing only a towel. Clark throws back the shower curtain] Chloe? [quickly wraps himself up in the shower curtain] What are you doing in here?

Chloe Sullivan:
Well, I thought I would join you. [drops her towel]

Clark Kent:
[instantly averts his eyes] Yeah, I can see that. [grabs a towel] At least, I'm trying not to see that. Um... you know, I'm done here, so the shower is yours. [grabs another towel and tries to cover Chloe up with out actually looking at her] Chloe, how much wine did you have to drink at dinner?

Chloe Sullivan:
Why? You wanna share another bottle? [moves in very close to Clark forcing him to drop his towel] Or we could just go for a moonlit walk in the woods.

Clark Kent:
I don't think that Oliver would appreciate it.

Lois Lane:
[Lois enters the bathroom dressed up like a scottish lass complete with kilt and is holding a bottle of bubble bath] Okay I just...

Clark Kent:
[shocked at Lois' attire yet completely entagled with a naked Chloe] Lois?

Lois Lane:
Oh, my God.

Clark Kent:
I can explain this, sort of. [tries to get free from Chloe but she won't let him go] Chloe?

Lois Lane:
Shh. You do that. Try to explain it over breakfast maybe next century. [looks her bubble bath] This, I won't be needing. [hands it to Chloe and as their hands touch the Silver Banshee transfers to Lois and leaves the room]

Clark Kent:
Lois?

Clark Kent:
[Chloe faints and Clark catches her] Chloe. Chloe? Chloe?

Chloe Sullivan:
[Chloe wakes up and realizes they are both naked] Clark? What are you doing?

Clark Kent:
What are *you* doing?

Chloe Sullivan:
Where are my clothes?

Clark Kent:
I don't know.

Chloe Sullivan:
What's going on? [shoves the bubble bath into Clark's hands and runs out of the room]