Smallville2001

Clark Kent:
I want you to write my story.

Lois Lane:
No offense, but I've long since graduated from the "Lonely Seeking Lonelier" classifieds.

Clark Kent:
It's a pretty interesting one.

Lois Lane:
Clark, I'm busy here. You may have forgotten about me, but the news world didn't.

Clark Kent:
After this story you're about to write, it never will.

Lois Lane:
What story?

Clark Kent:
I didn't forget to pick you up at the airport, Lois. The reason I wasn't there is because I was protecting people. I'm the Red-Blue Blur.

Lois Lane:
[laughs] That's the best you can do?

[Lois continues to laugh as they walk into supply room]

Clark Kent:
That thing that saved you from the speeding car, that was me. That time when the barn door flew off its hinges, you thought it was a weather anomaly. I did that.

Lois Lane:
Yeah, right, what'd you do - sneeze?

Clark Kent:
Actually...

[Lois stands on top of a desk to reach for printer paper on top of a shelf]

Lois Lane:
Clark, next time you liquid-lunch, take the rest of the day off.

Clark Kent:
Let me help you with that.

[Clark picks up the desk with one hand for Lois to reach for the paper. Lois looks at Clark shocked and falls. Clark catches her as he lays the desk down]

Lois Lane:
Guess I should stop calling you "Smallville."