Smallville2001

Lana Lang:
I think he may be my biological father.

Chloe Sullivan:
Wow. Are you okay?

Lana Lang:
I think so. I wanna find out everything there is to know about him. I thought maybe you could help. But if you don't feel comfortable, it's...

Chloe Sullivan:
Actually, I'm flattered. It's nice that someone trusts me enough with their big family secret.

Lana Lang:
Then you'll do it?

Chloe Sullivan:
You know, I could tell you where he went to college, I can tell you how many outstanding parking tickets he has, I can even pull up his dental records and let you know if he flosses regularly. But if you really want to know who he is, I would suggest using the high-tech research device called the doorbell.