Smallville2001

Lex Luthor:
Your form's good but his gait's off. You might want to check your shoes. Lex Luthor. I'm a friend of your aunt's.

Lana Lang:
Sneaking up like that. You're lucky you didn't get kicked.

Lex Luthor:
You must be Lana. It's a pleasure to finally meet you.

Lana Lang:
We've already met.

Lex Luthor:
I seriously doubt I'd forget meeting you.

Lana Lang:
You were a little preoccupied at the time.

Lex Luthor:
I get the feeling I didn't make a great first impression.

Lana Lang:
When I was ten, I went to Metropolis for a riding competition. Your father invited us to stay over. My aunt said you had an indoor pool. When I went to check it out, I found you and a girl skinny dipping. I think you were teaching her the breast stroke.

Lex Luthor:
That was you? Wow. You're all grown up now.

[sees a case of ribbons, trophies, and plaques]

Lex Luthor:
Very impressive.